atma 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 A blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon and asks for a hair cut. The hair dresser asks her to take off the headphones so she can cut her hair. The blonde looks at her fearfully and says:"I can't". The hair dresser says that in order for her to cut her hair she must take off the headphones but the blonde refuses again and again. They argue for a while until the hairdersser get very upset and she snatches off the headphones from the blonde. The blonde begins to suffocate and choke and then she dies. The hairdresser is completely shocked and she takes the headphones to hear what blondie was listening to. To her surprise all she hears is: BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT, BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT............... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Space Trip! A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!" The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!" The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!" [This message has been edited by rand0M aXiS (edited 07-12-2002).] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
