atma 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2002 A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious?You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her."But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?""Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Streetstraw 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2002 A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's, one of the biggest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquired the man. "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, color, material. Overwhelmed, the neophyte shopper further inquired, "How can I distinguish between them?" "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are only 5 types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked, "5 types? What exactly are those 5 bra types?" The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Jewish type, the Salvation Army type, the Hare Krishna type, the Baptist type. Which one you think your wife will be needing?" Appearing very surprized and even more confused, the man asked, "Wow! What is the difference between them?" The saleslady confidently responded, "Oh, it's very simple. The Catholic type supports the Masses, the Jewish type embraces the Chosen, the Salvation Army type uplifts the Fallen, the Hare Krishna type feeds future Fanatics and bounces to Street Drumbeats." Hmm. Bouncing along, that shopper succinctly recalled, "That's only 4. You said 5. Wasn't there one Baptist bra type too?" Oh yes, I was forgetting. The Baptist type makes Mountains out of mole hills." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Streetstraw 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Correction for Shopping for Spiritual Support story: Hare Krishna type not only feeds furture fanatics, but also nourishes newborn NAradas, while upholding at least 2 principles, as they bounce to the beat of a different drum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites