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God's Children


Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.


After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.


And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."


"Don't what?" Adam asked.


"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," said God.


"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve both asked, jumping up and down excitedly.


"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.


A few minutes later, God saw the kids having an apple break, and he was very angry.


"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the first parent asked.


"Uh-huh", replied Adam.


"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.


"I dunno," Adam answered.


GOD'S PUNISHMENT was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

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Then y is it some want to try again? Destiny? Masochism?

SannyAsIs advise: u've already tasted; y repeat?

GRhasthas opine: if at first u don't succeed, try twy again.

What can repression accomplish? Much more than depression.

No as much as impression. First compress, then express.

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