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Flies on Poo


There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!


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Where to land this one? Hmm. How's about right here!?

If your feet smell & your nose runs... u r built upside down.

Remind u of that Gita verse beginning Chapter 15?

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~ TOILET WISDOM ~ true findings


Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.


No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

*Grhamedhi Realization:

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!

---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana


Warning to all virgins & brahmacarinis:

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, u're going to have trouble with it.

---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

No wonder u always go home alone.

---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA


Beauty's only a light switch away.

--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

---The Irish Times, Washington, DC


It's hard to make a comeback when u haven't been anywhere.

---Written in dust on back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

---Revolution Books, New York, New York


Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.

It makes them soggy and hard to light.

---The Janitor


What r u looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

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