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Competition for writing the most romantic first line and most

 

unromantic second..here are a few of the entries.

 

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

 

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar

bowl's empty

and so is your head.

 

 

After you, my love, my only prize

 

Would be a bullet between my eyes

 

 

Of loving beauty you float with grace

 

If only you could hide your face

 

 

I thought that I could love no other

 

Until, that is, I met your brother

 

 

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

 

This describes everything you're not

 

 

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

 

 

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

 

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

 

Every time I see your face

 

I wish I were in outer space

 

 

I saw your face as you walked by

 

but then I saw a better guy

 

 

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

 

Marrying you screwed up my life

 

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,

 

If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

 

 

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

 

Two parts vodka, one part lime

I see your face when I am dreaming

 

That's why I always wake up screaming

 

 

My love you take my breath away

 

What have you stepped in to smell this way

 

My feelings for you no words can tell

 

Except for maybe "go to hell"

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