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Competition for writing the most romantic first line and most


unromantic second..here are a few of the entries.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.


But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar

bowl's empty

and so is your head.



After you, my love, my only prize


Would be a bullet between my eyes



Of loving beauty you float with grace


If only you could hide your face



I thought that I could love no other


Until, that is, I met your brother



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot


This describes everything you're not



I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --


Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



Every time I see your face


I wish I were in outer space



I saw your face as you walked by


but then I saw a better guy



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:


Marrying you screwed up my life


Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,


If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.



What inspired this amorous rhyme?


Two parts vodka, one part lime

I see your face when I am dreaming


That's why I always wake up screaming



My love you take my breath away


What have you stepped in to smell this way


My feelings for you no words can tell


Except for maybe "go to hell"

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