atma 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2002 Competition for writing the most romantic first line and most unromantic second..here are a few of the entries. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. After you, my love, my only prize Would be a bullet between my eyes Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt, If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites