Things to do at K-Mart when you are bored

[Gauracandra 1]

1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

 

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,'...and see what happens.

 

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

 

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

 

7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 

8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

 

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

 

10 Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

 

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

 

.....and last but not least,

 

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.

 

[This message has been edited by Gauracandra (edited 12-10-2001).]

[Tarun 6]

K-Mart is too far. What about Key Food?

If we buy $25, we get a free Tropicana 1/2 gallon.

If we buy $50, we don't get 2 free 1/2 gallons, only one.

So, what to do? How to solve this major problem?

If you're alone, it's awkward, though possible.

If you're 2 or more...

 

If your by your self

 

[Tarun 6]

Speaking of K-Mart...

Ain't it a shame how K-Mart has just filed for bankruptcy.

And it could NOT have happened at a worse time, believe you me.

Perhaps you already knew:

K-Mart was the only store left where former Enron employees could still afford to shop!

 

 

[Tarun 6]

Things to Bore While You're at K-Mart:

1) criticism's brunt

2) nearby shoppers

3) nearby K-Mart employees

4) ex-ENRON employees shopping nearby

5) ceiling holes

6) floorholes

7) wallholes

8) holes-in-one

9) holistic medicine

10) holier-than-thous

Alright, that's enough; Let your bore cool down.

Or cool down your bore; whichever comes first.

[abhi_the_great 0]

Originally posted by Tarun:

Things to Bore While You're at K-Mart:

1) criticism's brunt

2) nearby shoppers

3) nearby K-Mart employees

4) ex-ENRON employees shopping nearby

5) ceiling holes

6) floorholes

7) wallholes

8) holes-in-one

9) holistic medicine

10) holier-than-thous

Alright, that's enough; Let your bore cool down.

Or cool down your bore; whichever comes first.

& holey cow?