The Top 10 Philosophy Questions Of All Time... Answered!

[Gauracandra 1]

10. How do I know anything really exists?

-Kick it *really* hard.

 

9. What is the essence of being human?

-Not understanding the opposite sex.

 

8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does

it make a sound?

-Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

 

7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer

simulation of life?

-Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass

container, you are.

 

6. Can our minds exist separately from our bodies?

-If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every

morning.

 

5. Is there a God?

-A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

 

4. What is the nature of Knowledge?

-I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*.

 

3. What is the meaning of life?

-All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

 

2. Why get a Philosophy degree?

-It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to

drink lots of espresso.

 

1. So, was Kant on drugs or what?

-Probably.

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

 

Is there a God?

-A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

 

Yes you're right !

Each has his/her very own God .....

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

How do I know anything really exists?

-Kick it *really* hard.

 

Yep, right again !

Try kicking a bad habit .....

 

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

What is the essence of being human?

-Not understanding the opposite sex.

 

Well, I don't understand you.

Are you a woman

or Am I a beast ?

 

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does

it make a sound?

-Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

 

 

Hey !

Where do YOU put your head

at night ?

 

 

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer

simulation of life?

-Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass

container, you are.

 

 

 

Wait a minute !

First KICK the mirror hard

to see it really exists .....

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

What is the meaning of life?

-All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

 

Black and Gold ?

How sweet -

Krishna and Radha .....

 

 

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

Can our minds exist separately from our bodies?

-If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every

morning.

 

If you see a body with a sleeping mind

You will notice it is mourning

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

What is the nature of Knowledge?

-I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*.

 

Knowledge without wisdom

is like a college with no dean

 

 

 

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

So, was Kant on drugs or what?

Hmmmm......

Neela Kant Mahadeva !

 

Jay Jay Shambho !

 

[talasiga 0]

Originally posted by Gauracandra:

Why get a Philosophy degree?

-It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to

drink lots of espresso.

 

 

Let me see now ......

let me see.....

 

Learn how to put Des cartes before Des ass

and still pull the world along ?