Quotable Quotes

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The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask

>first and correctly can leave early today."

>

>Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get

>outta here. I'm clever & that answer's mine!"

>

>The teacher asked, "Who said Four Score and Seven

>Years Ago?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie

>said, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher said, "That's

>right, Susie, you can go." Johnny was mad. Susie had

>answered first.

>

>The teacher asked, "Who said, I Have a Dream?" Before

>Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther

>King." The teacher said, "That's right, Mary, you can

>go." Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had

>answered first.

>

>The teacher asked, "Who said Ask not, what your

>country can do for you?" Before Johnny could open his

>mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy."

>

>The teacher said, "Thats right, Nancy, you can go."

>

>Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first. As the

>teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, "I wish these

>witches had kept their mouths shut."

>

>The shocked teacher asked, "Who said that?"

>

>Johnny jumped up and hollered, "Bill Clinton! See you

>Monday!"