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Gauracandra

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This was forwarded to me at work:

 

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

 

HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money

 

HE : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

 

HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

 

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must've been given your share!!!

 

HE : Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

 

HE : Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE : Okay, get out!!!

 

Man : Where have you been all my life?

Woman : Hiding from you.

 

Man : Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

Man : Is this seat empty?

Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

Man : Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman : Do not enter.

 

Man: : Your body is like a temple.

Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.

 

Man : Where have you been all my life?

Woman : Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

 

FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS? and men who Appreciate good humor!

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dAs: Gita says it's okay.

dAsI: BhAgavatam says forget it!

dAs: My guru says yes.

dAsI: My guru says no.

dAs: We could go in the van...

dAsI: ...to reload our bookbags.

dAs: I have this desire...

dAsI: Devotees have no material desires.

dAs: I have this other desire...

dAsI: ...offer it to KRSNa.

dAs: You look so good.

dAsI: You're looking the wrong way.

dAs: When can I taste your cooking?

dAsI: When you develop a "Higher Taste".

dAs: I love your sari.

dAsI: Sorry to hear it.

dAs: Your Tilak is so neat.

dAsI: Better you read NIti-zAstra.

dAs: Love is like gold! Your aura's so bright & shiny.

dAsI: Lust is like iron. Your aura's a bit rusty round the edges.

dAs: What begins like nectar...

dAsI: ...ends like poison.

dAs: What begins like poison...

dAsI: ...ends like nectar. So let's end it right here.

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