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This was forwarded to me at work:




HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money


HE : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!


HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must've been given your share!!!


HE : Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!


HE : Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE : Okay, get out!!!


Man : Where have you been all my life?

Woman : Hiding from you.


Man : Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man : Is this seat empty?

Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man : Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman : Do not enter.


Man: : Your body is like a temple.

Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.


Man : Where have you been all my life?

Woman : Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS? and men who Appreciate good humor!

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Gotta stop reading these jokes while I'm eating!!! This one really makes me wish I had a printer, prabhu...a classic for sure. I'd like to see it as a play with the same girl fending off all the different guys, one after another. Kinda' like batting practice! RR

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dAsI: BhAgavatam says forget it!

dAs: My guru says yes.

dAsI: My guru says no.

dAs: We could go in the van...

dAsI: ...to reload our bookbags.

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dAsI: Devotees have no material desires.

dAs: I have this other desire...

dAsI: ...offer it to KRSNa.

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dAsI: You're looking the wrong way.

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dAsI: When you develop a "Higher Taste".

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dAsI: Lust is like iron. Your aura's a bit rusty round the edges.

dAs: What begins like nectar...

dAsI: ...ends like poison.

dAs: What begins like poison...

dAsI: ...ends like nectar. So let's end it right here.

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