Gauracandra 1 Report post Posted September 26, 2001 This was forwarded to me at work: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money HE : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours! SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share!!! HE : Your face must turn a few heads! SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE : Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE : Okay, get out!!! Man : Where have you been all my life? Woman : Hiding from you. Man : Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man : Is this seat empty? Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man : Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman : Do not enter. Man: : Your body is like a temple. Woman : Sorry, there are no services today. Man : Where have you been all my life? Woman : Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS? and men who Appreciate good humor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valaya 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2001 Gotta stop reading these jokes while I'm eating!!! This one really makes me wish I had a printer, prabhu...a classic for sure. I'd like to see it as a play with the same girl fending off all the different guys, one after another. Kinda' like batting practice! RR Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted September 26, 2001 Fast balls, curve balls, screw balls, spit balls, sliders, sinkers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted November 21, 2001 dAs: Gita says it's okay. dAsI: BhAgavatam says forget it! dAs: My guru says yes. dAsI: My guru says no. dAs: We could go in the van... dAsI: ...to reload our bookbags. dAs: I have this desire... dAsI: Devotees have no material desires. dAs: I have this other desire... dAsI: ...offer it to KRSNa. dAs: You look so good. dAsI: You're looking the wrong way. dAs: When can I taste your cooking? dAsI: When you develop a "Higher Taste". dAs: I love your sari. dAsI: Sorry to hear it. dAs: Your Tilak is so neat. dAsI: Better you read NIti-zAstra. dAs: Love is like gold! Your aura's so bright & shiny. dAsI: Lust is like iron. Your aura's a bit rusty round the edges. dAs: What begins like nectar... dAsI: ...ends like poison. dAs: What begins like poison... dAsI: ...ends like nectar. So let's end it right here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
