atma Posted September 8, 2001 Report Share Posted September 8, 2001 ILITERATE? Write today for free help. AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, you will never go anywhere again. DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children. STOCK UP AND SAVE. Limit: one. SEMI ANNUAL AFTER XMAS SALE DINNER SPECIAL. Turkey $3.25; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. GREAT DAMES for sale. TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitreya Posted September 8, 2001 Report Share Posted September 8, 2001 I saw this ad in a local herb shop that was inviting alcoholics to a free retreat to explain their treatment program and to get them to sign up.It had the where, date and time and also read in bold letters; FREE CHAMPAGNE WILL BE SERVED. Non to subtle but I'm sure they packed the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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