China to Supply California with Nuclear Energy

[Guest guest]

 

China is expected to deliver over 40 Megatons of energy to Californians, many of whom have been begging for it all their lives.

California has been in an energy crisis because of a lack of price caps on neighboring states.

The new energy is expected to light up L.A. brighter then it has ever been lit up before. "it will be a glorious day" Remarked

Sen. Ted Kennedy as he was stepping in his car, escorting an intern to the beach "it will prove the true value of our relationship with China".

 

Al Gore claimed that it will be "Clean and Green" nuclear power because it will come from a communist country. Sen Hillary Clinton claimed that she

knew nothing about the Two Million dollars missing from her campaign report even though we had not asked her a question yet. Before we could talk to

her about the new power source for California, her head was under the dryer and her face had peeled off.

Most members of Congress from California, However, had little to say.

Diane Fienstien was busy beating her illegal immigrant slaves and refused to come to the door.

One congressman was caught on the street corner with his pants down. "Don't bother me, I'm busy right now" exclaimed California congressman

Gary Condit, while he was feeling up a homeless man carrying a sign (Will give favors to politicians for food). "I'm Not answering any questions"

The congressman shouted.

The new nuclear power plants will be delivered with technology developed by Loral and Hughs, normally used to carry satelites.

The power plant delivery system will Fly through the sky at a remarkable

speed. Before it gets to California, the vessal will open up. Using MIRV Technology ( Developed by Motorola and handed over to China as a free gift)

multiple power plants, based on the American W88 power plant, will then be delivered to multiple cities in California simutanously.

 

 

This triumphant advance in

global cooperation was made possible by an executive order authored by Bill Clinton while he was president. Americans will miss his great foresight and wisdom.

No president before him has done so much for our future! His great sacrafice shall be long remembered.

According to officials in China, no delivery date has been set yet. One official stated that they wanted it to be a sirprize.