I am....part 2

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I AM GREEK!

 

I'm not a strip club owner, or run a restaurant.

I don't live on Pape or Danforth.

I don't eat souvlaki every night.

And I don't drive a Volkswagon.

And I don't frequent the race track or engage in other illegal betting activities.

 

And I don't know Jimmy, Gus or George from The Danforth,

Although I'm certain they're very very hairy people (especially on their backs)

 

I drink ouzo...not beer

I don't use utensils for baklava.

I believe in open shirts and gold chains at weddings not ties.

and YES I do smoke 4 packs of cigarretes everyday.

 

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup...if they ever qualify.

 

A gyro IS a sandwich,

Tzatziki is NOT mayo,

and Nana Miskouri IS the best singer of all time,

 

Greece is the ONLY country..(censor, censor)

the FIRST nation of...(censor, censor)

and the BEST part of the Mediterranean!!

 

My name is Nikos!!!

AND I AM GREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I AM PAKISTANI!

 

Allo,

 

I'm not a taxi driver, a variety store clerk or a gas station attendant.

 

I don't go to fleamarkets,

I don't worship elephants,

And I don't eat with my hands.

 

And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Brampton,

although I'm certain they're very very smelly people.

I eat roti...not pita.

I don't only shower once a week,

I believe in discounts, not full price.

 

And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege.

 

A turban is and article of clothing

Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods

And currie is a very tasty dish.

 

Pakistan IS a third world country,

the FIRST nation of cricket

And the BEST part of the subcontinent!!

 

My name is Ali!!

AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!