atma Posted May 25, 2001 Report Posted May 25, 2001 Men are like.......placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.......mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.......lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.......bike helmets. Handy in a emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.......government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like........copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.......bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.......high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Quote
Maitreya Posted May 26, 2001 Report Posted May 26, 2001 And I thought it was going to be gods, as in men are like gods. [This message has been edited by Maitreya (edited 05-26-2001).] Quote
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