The Joke, Elektra the Zombie Fairy

[Guest guest]

Before you get to read it I ask a question......how many calories do you think I

burn every time I meditate and feel this incredible energy? I want some apple

pie, homemade........we all know that a calories are a measure of energy hmmmmm,

you better give me the right answer 'cause I really want 2 pieces.

 

THE JOKE

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher

baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently

bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the

smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, " Are you ready to find Jesus? "

 

" Yes I am " replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the

river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, " Brother have you found Jesus? "

 

The drunk replies, " No, I haven't. " The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks

him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of

the water and asks again, " Have you found Jesus, my brother? "

 

The drunk again answers, " No, I have not found Jesus. " By this time the preacher

is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he

holds him down for about 30 seconds.

 

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, th e preacher pulls him up. The

preacher asks the drunk again, " For the love of God, have you found Jesus? "

 

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,

 

Are you sure this is where he fell in?

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[Guest guest]

HAHAHAHA! I love it!

 

Sarita

 

, Becky Jean Rich

<beckyjeanrich wrote:

>

>

> Before you get to read it I ask a question......how many calories do

you think I burn every time I meditate and feel this incredible

energy? I want some apple pie, homemade........we all know that a

calories are a measure of energy hmmmmm, you better give me the right

answer 'cause I really want 2 pieces.

[Guest guest]

Like it, like it, hee hee hee.

Thanks Flamenco Fairy for lifting me up at little!!!

 

Love Zombie Fairy x x x

 

 

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[Guest guest]

I know the answer Becky, but maybe I shouldn't say since you are asking

Elektra.

 

Linda

 

, Becky Jean Rich

<beckyjeanrich wrote:

>

>

> Before you get to read it I ask a question......how many calories do

you think I burn every time I meditate and feel this incredible

energy? I want some apple pie, homemade........we all know that a

calories are a measure of energy hmmmmm, you better give me the right

answer 'cause I really want 2 pieces.