Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. " " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents. " He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one. " " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? " " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a divorce? " " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " Quote
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 An excellent insight! Thank you! :) SC , " novalees " <Novalees wrote: > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " .......... " Quote
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 Thanks! That was hilarious! Love, Jeannette , " novalees " <Novalees wrote: > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of > the property with a stream running by. " > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's > parents. " > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really > needed one. " > > " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? " > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily > like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a > divorce? " > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " > Quote
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 Got a giggle out of me. hehehe! Seriously though, I would bet a wooden nickle that most divorces happen because of a lack of communication. CC , " novalees " <Novalees wrote: > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of > the property with a stream running by. " > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's > parents. " > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really > needed one. " > > " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? " > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily > like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a > divorce? " > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " > Quote
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 Yes, and most all problems, too. Lack of communication or misunderstanding the communication. imho Love, dhyana , " crazycats711 " <crazycats711 wrote: > > Got a giggle out of me. hehehe! > > Seriously though, I would bet a wooden nickle that most divorces > happen because of a lack of communication. > > CC > > , " novalees " > <Novalees@> wrote: > > > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle > of > > the property with a stream running by. " > > > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my > husband's > > parents. " > > > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really > > needed one. " > > > > " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your > marriage? " > > > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't > necessarily > > like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " > > > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I > do. " > > > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a > > divorce? " > > > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " > > > Quote
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Posted June 25, 2007 ha ha ha bloody ha..... love it , LMAO love ya elektra x x x _________ Mail is the world's favourite email. Don't settle for less, sign up for your free account today http://uk.rd./evt=44106/*http://uk.docs./mail/winter07.html Quote
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