Eating Dogs

[Guest guest]

Eating Dogs

 

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to

the other, " I hear that the people of this country actually eat

dogs. "

 

" Odd, " her companion replies, " but if we shall live in America, we

might as well do as the Americans do. "

 

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor

and they both walk towards him. " Two dogs, please, " says one.

 

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs

in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry

to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

 

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and,

then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and

whispers cautiously, " What part did you get? "

 

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Richard O - We know what the implications are without using the

slang. - Blessings - c

[Guest guest]

OK. I get it. It's bye, bye :-D

 

-richard O

 

 

 

, " chrism "

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>

> Eating Dogs

>

> Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to

> the other, " I hear that the people of this country actually eat

> dogs. "

>

> " Odd, " her companion replies, " but if we shall live in America, we

> might as well do as the Americans do. "

>

> Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog

vendor

> and they both walk towards him. " Two dogs, please, " says one.

>

> The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs

> in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry

> to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

>

> The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush

and,

> then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and

> whispers cautiously, " What part did you get? "

>

>

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>

> Richard O - We know what the implications are without using the

> slang. - Blessings - c

>