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but apparantly you have expeience with lost PM's

 

Peter Oct 12, 2004 10:31 AM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

> you tellin me you never look fer a collar when yuo come across a lost dog, child, er prime minister???My advice to anyone finding a lost Prime Minister is to run in the other direction... they're potentially very dangerous, particularly if they feel threatened, bored, happy, sad... OK, they're just very dangerous however they feel....

 

I guess my inexperience with lost woolly-mammoths is showing here :-)

 

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> but apparantly you have expeience with lost PM's

 

Not particularly... but I don't have experience with lost Crocodiles either... I still know they're dangerous :-)

 

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sounds pretty accurate to me...

i blame mcdeathburger as well...

have you seen my lost mammoth by the way??

 

i wonder if they went searching fer another mammoth in siberia this year to try and clone it.... Peter Oct 12, 2004 10:32 AM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> well..not like the earth can go on a diet..

 

You're not trying to claim that it's a thyroid problem, are you??? Or perhaps she's just "big boned"???? I blame McD****lds. No particular reason, but I reckon they're always good to blame!

 

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> have you seen my lost mammoth by the way??

 

That's an unusual name for a mammoth... I'd have somehow expected it to be a bit more Siberian sounding :-)

 

I haven't actually seen a lost mammoth recently, but even if I did, with that hefty ocean between the US & the UK, I doubt it would be the same one... imagine how tough swimming would be with all that "wool"! (And why is it called "woolly"?... I'm sure they're not related to sheep!)

 

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depends on yer perspective i guess..

a crocodile isn't very dangerous to a full grown bull elephant, er a mountain

i'm sure yer blair isn't very dangerous to..say..the sun...

tho..i wouldn't leave my kitten with him.. Peter Oct 12, 2004 10:40 AM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

> but apparantly you have expeience with lost PM's

 

Not particularly... but I don't have experience with lost Crocodiles either... I still know they're dangerous :-)

 

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well..modrn elephants can swim...why not a mammoth??

Peter Oct 12, 2004 10:47 AM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

> have you seen my lost mammoth by the way??

 

That's an unusual name for a mammoth... I'd have somehow expected it to be a bit more Siberian sounding :-)

 

I haven't actually seen a lost mammoth recently, but even if I did, with that hefty ocean between the US & the UK, I doubt it would be the same one... imagine how tough swimming would be with all that "wool"! (And why is it called "woolly"?... I'm sure they're not related to sheep!)

 

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Hi Fraggle

 

> i'm sure yer blair isn't very dangerous to..say..the sun...

 

Nah - the media are way more powerful that Blair... I always feel that it's a rather damning indictment on the average British intelligence that the sun seem to be the most influential factor in most elections :-(

 

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Hi Fraggle

 

> well..modrn elephants can swim...why not a mammoth??

 

Have you ever tried swimming in a woolly jumper? They tend to absorb the water and drag you down... and just think of the poor sharks... they'd get fur-balls :-)

 

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i can't really swim..i sink..soo..no, can't say i have...

maybe he could just walk along the bottom...using his trunk as a periscope/snorkle

 

and i think i've about wasted the silliness inanity of this tangent

ok..i'm sure you could keep goin peter..i take it back

Peter Oct 12, 2004 3:57 PM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> well..modrn elephants can swim...why not a mammoth??

 

Have you ever tried swimming in a woolly jumper? They tend to absorb the water and drag you down... and just think of the poor sharks... they'd get fur-balls :-)

 

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tho...i do have a pair of swim trunks from scotland...

guess they don't get into the water very much up thar..cuz whomever designed these things has definate issues...

as soon as they get wet, they EXPAND...

not wot one desires generally in swin trunks...

tho..prolly funny to all passersby

er extremely disturbing..

either or

i wore em once...

fraggle Peter Oct 12, 2004 3:57 PM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> well..modrn elephants can swim...why not a mammoth??

 

Have you ever tried swimming in a woolly jumper? They tend to absorb the water and drag you down... and just think of the poor sharks... they'd get fur-balls :-)

 

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Hi Fraggle

 

> and i think i've about wasted the silliness inanity of this tangent

> ok..i'm sure you could keep goin peter..i take it back

 

So I should think... I could get way sillier than this! :-)

 

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Hi Fraggle

 

> tho...i do have a pair of swim trunks from scotland...

> guess they don't get into the water very much up thar..cuz whomever designed these things has definate issues...

> as soon as they get wet, they EXPAND...

 

Perhaps they're actually an "instant kilt".... y'know, just add water :-)

 

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Fraggle,

The thought of a little fury critter in self expanding swimming trunks gave me a chuckle.

Were they Tartan or some other tribe?

Have you lost a kangaroo?

 

 

The Valley Vegan.......fraggle <EBbrewpunx wrote:

 

tho...i do have a pair of swim trunks from scotland...

guess they don't get into the water very much up thar..cuz whomever designed these things has definate issues...

as soon as they get wet, they EXPAND...

not wot one desires generally in swin trunks...

tho..prolly funny to all passersby

er extremely disturbing..

either or

i wore em once...

fraggle Peter Oct 12, 2004 3:57 PM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> well..modrn elephants can swim...why not a mammoth??

 

Have you ever tried swimming in a woolly jumper? They tend to absorb the water and drag you down... and just think of the poor sharks... they'd get fur-balls :-)

 

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sorry..no tartan..sorta dark blue

with a little pocket

dunno wots thats for...

i dunno if i even have the little blighters anymore...

sorry, no missing giant marsupial from down under..tho, have you perchance seen my aardvark?

fraggle peter hurd Oct 16, 2004 6:27 AM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

Fraggle,

The thought of a little fury critter in self expanding swimming trunks gave me a chuckle.

Were they Tartan or some other tribe?

Have you lost a kangaroo?

 

 

The Valley Vegan.......fraggle <EBbrewpunx wrote:

 

tho...i do have a pair of swim trunks from scotland...

guess they don't get into the water very much up thar..cuz whomever designed these things has definate issues...

as soon as they get wet, they EXPAND...

not wot one desires generally in swin trunks...

tho..prolly funny to all passersby

er extremely disturbing..

either or

i wore em once...

fraggle Peter Oct 12, 2004 3:57 PM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> well..modrn elephants can swim...why not a mammoth??

 

Have you ever tried swimming in a woolly jumper? They tend to absorb the water and drag you down... and just think of the poor sharks... they'd get fur-balls :-)

 

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Hi Fraggle

 

> sorry..no tartan..sorta dark blue

> with a little pocket

> dunno wots thats for...

 

Putting your hanky in, in case you need to blow your nose...

 

> sorry, no missing giant marsupial from down under..tho, have you perchance seen my aardvark?

 

Yes... I borrowed it. It'll be back sometime next week :-)

 

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i couldn't wipe a nostril on a mouse with any hanky that fit in that tiny dang pocket... Peter Oct 17, 2004 1:21 PM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> sorry..no tartan..sorta dark blue

> with a little pocket

> dunno wots thats for...

 

Putting your hanky in, in case you need to blow your nose...

 

> sorry, no missing giant marsupial from down under..tho, have you perchance seen my aardvark?

 

Yes... I borrowed it. It'll be back sometime next week :-)

 

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and this has what to do with climate Change??

lol

maybe the Roo decided since the English invaded here 200 years ago it was there turn hmmm..

and enough snot jokes ok lol

 

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i couldn't wipe a nostril on a mouse with any hanky that fit in that tiny dang pocket... Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

Hi Fraggle

 

> sorry..no tartan..sorta dark blue

> with a little pocket

> dunno wots thats for...

 

Putting your hanky in, in case you need to blow your nose...

 

> sorry, no missing giant marsupial from down under..tho, have you perchance seen my aardvark?

 

Yes... I borrowed it. It'll be back sometime next week :-)

 

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Peter

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> i couldn't wipe a nostril on a mouse with any hanky that fit in that tiny dang pocket...

Not even a Scottish mouse???? :-)

 

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neh, 'ave yee seen the massive honkers on yee wee lil' blighters?!!!

the're 'uge!

Peter Oct 17, 2004 1:55 PM Re: Climate according to the pentagon MUST READ info

 

> i couldn't wipe a nostril on a mouse with any hanky that fit in that tiny dang pocket...

Not even a Scottish mouse???? :-)

 

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> neh, 'ave yee seen the massive honkers on yee wee lil' blighters?!!!

> the're 'uge!

 

I was of the understanding that they were wee, timorous and coorin' :-)

 

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