You Might Be a Vegan If.....

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This is hilarious! I know what cyanocobalamin is......

 

 

http://www.examiner.com/x-4198-Omaha-Vegan-Examiner~y2009m4d28-You-might-be-a-vegan-if?cid=exrss-Omaha-Vegan-Examiner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If your friends envy your PS3 but you covet your buddy's juicer...you might be a vegan.

 

If it takes you a year to read through a book but you can read through a paragraph of ingredients in a fraction of a second...you might be a vegan.

 

If you find broccoli showing in a girl/boy's teeth sexy...you might be a vegan.

 

If you take more pictures of your food than people...you might be a vegan.

 

If you know what cyanocobalamin is...you might be a vegan.

 

If you think the Book of Satan is a cookbook...you might be a vegan (Hail Seitan!)

 

If you get overwhelmed when you can order more than one thing from a restaurant menu...you might be a vegan.

 

If you have an account on four different vegetarian/vegan forums but hardly check any of them...you might be a vegan.

 

If you have individual cutting tools for any single thing that can be cut (avocado scooper, orange peeler, banana slicer)...you might be a vegan.

 

If you know a guy who always brings corn chips to potlucks...he might be a vegan

 

 

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Yeah, and they say vegans and veggies don't have a sense of humour!--- On Wed, 29/4/09, Shannon Morgan <fortheanmls wrote:

Shannon Morgan <fortheanmls You Might Be a Vegan If.....animalconnectiontx , ntar_network , "AnimalsInNeed" <AnimalsInNeed >, "Marie Amiel" <yourfriendthedog, "Claire Amiel" <claire, "Mark Peters" <pylt, "anon" <rObOt451pink, "Char Duncan" <chardunk, "Claire Pittman" <animalwarrior424, "George Crass" <kittenfishy, "Lola" <lolaarapow, "Animal Rights Resources" <animalrightsactivistresources >, animalrightsandvegans , "Animals Advocates" <animalsadvocates >, AnimalsNeedUsNow , "ARAs" <AR_Activists >,

extreme-animal-rights , "Fortheanimals7" <fortheanimals7 >, "" , "In Solidarity with Animals" <ISWA >, "Planet4Animals" <Planet4Animals >, "Speak 4 Animals" <Speak_4_Animals >, "Vegan_Animal_Rights" <Vegan_Animal_Rights >Wednesday, 29 April, 2009, 4:25 AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is hilarious! I know what cyanocobalamin is......

 

 

http://www.examiner.com/x-4198-Omaha-Vegan-Examiner~y2009m4d28-You-might-be-a-vegan-if?cid=exrss-Omaha-Vegan-Examiner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If your friends envy your PS3 but you covet your buddy's juicer...you might be a vegan.

 

If it takes you a year to read through a book but you can read through a paragraph of ingredients in a fraction of a second...you might be a vegan.

 

If you find broccoli showing in a girl/boy's teeth sexy...you might be a vegan.

 

If you take more pictures of your food than people...you might be a vegan.

 

If you know what cyanocobalamin is...you might be a vegan.

 

If you think the Book of Satan is a cookbook...you might be a vegan (Hail Seitan!)

 

If you get overwhelmed when you can order more than one thing from a restaurant menu...you might be a vegan.

 

If you have an account on four different vegetarian/vegan forums but hardly check any of them...you might be a vegan.

 

If you have individual cutting tools for any single thing that can be cut (avocado scooper, orange peeler, banana slicer)...you might be a vegan.

 

If you know a guy who always brings corn chips to potlucks...he might be a vegan