Guest guest Posted May 7, 2006 Report Posted May 7, 2006 ROFLMAO! Sent that to me mum! K On 5/7/06, Butch Owen <butchbsi wrote: > > Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very > attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and made a bet > $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. > -- > Cheers! > Kathleen Petrides > The Woobey Queen > Http://www.woobeyworld.com Quote
Guest guest Posted May 8, 2006 Report Posted May 8, 2006 Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and made a bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless. " With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, " Come on, baby, Southern Gal needs new clothes! " As the dice came to a stop the blonde jumped up and down and squealed .. " YES! YES!! I WON, I WON! " She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed! The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, " What did she roll? " The other answered, " I don't know - I thought you were watching. " Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. ;-) Quote
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