O/T Fireman joke to say thanks for everyones help

[Guest guest]

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we

have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put

on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3

rings and were on the fire truck ready to go.

 

From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL

2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to

make love all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled,

BELL 1 The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

 

When he yelled BELL 2, the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled BELL 3,

they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4 What

the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?

 

ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied, YOURE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.