Guest guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Laughing....very funny! Peggy www.splendidsoap.com Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people... Signed A relieved menopausal wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 ROFLMAO! >Dear Tide: > >I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it >since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the >best. > >Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! > >In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white >blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about >how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One >thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white >blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it >just wouldn't come out. > >After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of >liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and >satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out >so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA >tests were negative and said that I would no longer be considered a >suspect! > >I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta >go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people... > >Signed > >A relieved menopausal wife. > > > >Step By Step Instructions On Making Rose Petal Preserves: ><http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html>http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.htm\ l > >To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: ></join>/grou\ p//join > > > > >---------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 In a message dated 2/5/04 6:14:54 PM Central Standard Time, plowell writes: > >> A relieved menopausal wife<< > > HILLARIOUS!! Thanks, Deonia I have a card that was in a doctors office i took my dad to once that says: You are looking at a high performance woman. I can go from 0-bitch in 1.2 seconds!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people... Signed A relieved menopausal wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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