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Wishing everyone 'War on Earth'

this holiday season

 

Submitted by Byron Kent

on 10 December, 2005 editorial

 

We were going to wish everyone 'Peace on Earth' in a non-threatening,

non-denominational, all-embracing fashion as usual for the Black

Friday-Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa conglomeration -- with more sarcasm

than usual, but retaining some residual sincerity nonetheless.

 

However we received a letter arguing that it really wouldn't be very

patriotic to do so -- a loyal reader named Condi pointed out that there

is very little difference between those indiscriminately wishing 'Peace

on Earth' to everyone they pass, and those traitorous weaklings who want

to withdraw from Iraq.

 

Although we all feel with acute, burning intensity that we must support

our troops, the question always remains -- HOW? How may I most

faithfully and fully support them?

 

We could seek out those traitorous peacenkiks- those who attempt to

restrict our government from spreading democracy and freedom to a world

quivering under the yoke of tyranny- and beat them to a pulp. But not

all of us have the physcial capacity for such a gallant yet strenous

undertaking.

 

And although purchases that will keep Vietnamese garment workers in

business and further enrich the Walton kids is surely part of the

solution, there is more...

 

A bit of reflection will reveal to even the most egg nog-addled among us

that realization of peace on earth will undercut the very reason for our

troops. What good would soldiers be in such a world? They might as well

be Peace Corps volunteers or construction workers.

 

As the implicit policy of the current crop of politicians is 'War

without end,' the best way to support our troops is to therefore support

the leaders already in power. Stay the course!

 

National necessity trumps religious motivation in this case.

 

So instead, we wish a patriotic, conflict-laden season of escalating

antagonism, narrow-minded ideologically-fueled vitriol and reactionary

intolerance. May it blossom into ever-expanding misunderstanding and

flowing red bloodshed.

 

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