Laughter is the best medicine - Here's your dose for today

April 8, 2010

Good Day Brothers and Sisters,

Its Thursday, 8th April 2010

Three chances for you to at least smile if not laugh out loud ..Here you go .. This should start it off with a smile

Hi..!

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU

Which way is the bus below traveling?To the left or to the right?

Can't

make up your mind?Look carefully at the picture again. ?Still don't know?Pre-schoolers all over Australia were shown this picture asked the same question.90% of the pre-schoolers gave this answer."The bus is traveling to the

right ."

When

asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling to the right?"They answered:"Because you can't

see the door to get on the bus."How ?do ?you ?feel ? now ????I know, me too.

The

CHILLOUT ZONE

(Yep here it is ... Someting different today .. but connected to humour)

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning

and asked his grandma,

"Where's Mom and Dad?"

And she replied, "They're up in bed."

The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast

and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma,

"Where's Mom and Dad?"

And she replied,"They' re still up in bed."

Again the little boy started to giggle and

he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then

the little boy came in for dinner and once again

he asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?"

And his grandmother replied, "They're still up in

bed."

The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked,

"What's this? Every time I tell you they're still

up in bed

you start to laugh!What is going on here?"The

little boy replied,

"Well, last night Daddy came into my bedroom and

asked me

for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue!"

He must have got himself stuck somewhere in his room. Grandma fainted.

Never ever trust a kid with super glue ..

Skinny DippingAn elderly man in Florida had owned a large

farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely:

Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple andpeach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look itover, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed

a five-gallonbucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heardvoices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw itwas a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deepend. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until youleave!"The old man frowned, "I didn't come down

here to watch you ladies swimnaked or make you get out of the pond naked."Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"Old men can still think fast.!!!!!!! !! And

beware of old Men Now

if you are still not laughing, you are an old fart or on your way to becoming one

Your comments and feedbacks always welcome .. Rahul,

at Cybugle as well as at bruntno1

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