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Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough.

 

I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself

and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral

traveled anyway, but the phone rang.

I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked

my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too

blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some

flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my

inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen

Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response

while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling

depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past

life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the

bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing,

Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked

out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals

and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques

and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I

got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my

assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my

psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave

synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization

seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more

clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian

Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura

was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to

recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle

was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural-

linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid

recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some

cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was

between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank

appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a

meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal

shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went

to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium

Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that

didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box

and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state.

 

 

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Wow.... I truly can sense the negative energy just by reading your posting, where do you live?? You really need to balance all seven chakras dear and I can help, please contact me so I can help you and that is only if you willing to clear the negativity. I am in sherman Oaks, California. Doreen hypnoc Rochanah Weissinger <Rochanah2000 wrote: Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough. I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my

spirit guides and almost astral traveled anyway, but the phone rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned

my call, so I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion generator

to open up for my neural- linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state. I hope this email finds you well... Doreen C. Cohanim MM, C.Ht, HBCEHypnoBirthing Childbirth Educatorwww.EnterYourMind.comhypnoc818-326-2623Not: Any solicitations are not allowed by phone! This electronic mail message -- and any attachments -- may contain privileged/confidential information, intended only for the use of the addressee. If you are not the addressee, you may not use, copy or disclose to a third party the content of this message or its attachments. If you have received this message by mistake, please notify us immediately by e-mail and destroy this message, along with all attachments.Are You Single? http://www.thevalleysingles.com/** Get ready for the holidays!www.fabiene.com for discounts on-line please type in the code: 10mb126 

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It seems to me that you're overwhelming yourself with all that! Have you tried just plain old meditation, sitting quietly with your thoughts and feelings?

 

 

On Behalf Of Rochanah WeissingerTuesday, May 16, 2006 3:04 AM Subject: A holistic life can be difficult

 

 

Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough.

 

I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself

and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral

traveled anyway, but the phone rang.

I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked

my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too

blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some

flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my

inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen

Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response

while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling

depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past

life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the

bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing,

Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked

out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals

and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques

and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I

got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my

assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my

psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave

synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization

seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more

clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian

Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura

was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to

recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle

was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural-

linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid

recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some

cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was

between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank

appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a

meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal

shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went

to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium

Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that

didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box

and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state.

 

 

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Hee Heee Heee.. I got it.. I thought it was funny. And the giggle helped relax me to start the day. Thank you SherryRochanah Weissinger <Rochanah2000 wrote: Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough. I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled anyway, but the phone rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my assertiveness so I could

feel my radiance and have some energy for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural- linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory

deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state.

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are you serious? I wasn't

 

To me a life without laughter is not worth living....

 

Love

rochanah

 

On Behalf Of hypnocTuesday, May 16, 2006 1:14 AM Subject: Re: A holistic life can be difficult

Wow.... I truly can sense the negative energy just by reading your posting, where do you live??

You really need to balance all seven chakras dear and I can help, please contact me so I can help you and that is only if you willing to clear the negativity.

 

I am in sherman Oaks, California.

Doreen

hypnoc

Rochanah Weissinger <Rochanah2000 wrote:

 

 

Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough.

 

I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself

and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral

traveled anyway, but the phone rang.

I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked

my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too

blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some

flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my

inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen

Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response

while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling

depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past

life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the

bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing,

Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked

out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals

and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques

and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I

got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my

assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my

psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave

synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization

seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more

clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian

Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura

was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to

recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle

was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural-

linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid

recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some

cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was

between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank

appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a

meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal

shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went

to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium

Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that

didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box

and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state.

 

 

 

I hope this email finds you well... Doreen C. Cohanim MM, C.Ht, HBCEHypnoBirthing Childbirth Educatorwww.EnterYourMind.comhypnoc818-326-2623Not: Any solicitations are not allowed by phone!This electronic mail message -- and any attachments -- may contain privileged/confidential information, intended only for the use of the addressee. If you are not the addressee, you may not use, copy or disclose to a third party the content of this message or its attachments. If you have received this message by mistake, please notify us immediately by e-mail and destroy this message, along with all attachments.Are You Single? http://www.thevalleysingles.com/** Get ready for the holidays!www.fabiene.com for discounts on-line please type in the code: 10mb126

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I understood that this was meant to be funny. Lots of interesting things... lol. Like a person hyped up on espresso trying to find peace.Laughter is definitely important. I have a daughter who pees her pants laughing all the time and makes me do that too.Take care. Welcome to the group! Kelly

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I thought you were kidding, but you never know! welcome! Amelia

 

 

On Behalf Of sherry holmesTuesday, May 16, 2006 9:02 AM Subject: Re: A holistic life can be difficult

 

Hee Heee Heee.. I got it.. I thought it was funny. And the giggle helped relax me to start the day. Thank you

SherryRochanah Weissinger <Rochanah2000 wrote:

 

 

Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough.

 

I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself

and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral

traveled anyway, but the phone rang.

I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked

my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too

blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some

flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my

inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen

Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response

while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling

depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past

life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the

bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing,

Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked

out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals

and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques

and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I

got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my

assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my

psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave

synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization

seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more

clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian

Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura

was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to

recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle

was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural-

linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid

recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some

cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was

between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank

appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a

meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal

shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went

to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium

Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that

didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box

and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LOL LOL LOL Of course I was kidding you silly, look how many people you could full and I was only waiting for your reaction back at me ... but honestly when someone do too much to relax the end result is STRESS and that is why I thought it was too much to handle even if you wanted to do all that, boy do you know how many people would have gotten just plain rich by you?? Love Doreen Rochanah Weissinger <Rochanah2000 wrote: Leading A Spiritual/Holistic Life can sometimes be tough. I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself and

got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled anyway, but the phone rang. I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my energy was too blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes, but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu, Reiki, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage, but she flaked

out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy session, which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Rechian Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance-channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was

focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural- linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could "get it" in the dream state. I hope this email finds you well... Doreen C. Cohanim MM, C.Ht, HBCEHypnoBirthing Childbirth Educatorwww.EnterYourMind.comhypnoc818-326-2623Not: Any solicitations are not allowed by phone! This electronic mail message -- and any attachments -- may contain privileged/confidential information, intended only for the use of the addressee. If you are not the addressee, you may not use, copy or disclose to a third party the content of this message or its attachments. If you have received this message by mistake, please notify us immediately by e-mail and destroy this message, along with all attachments.Are You Single? http://www.thevalleysingles.com/** Get ready for the holidays!www.fabiene.com for discounts on-line please type in the

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