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There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.

Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"

So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"... :)

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The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.

Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked, "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

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