ThomasLB Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rotweiller Jesus..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shivamohan Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 This is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indulekhadasi Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 I have this in my electronic thing called Joke Master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letchumi Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 really funny........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probeen Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 i have heeard this one before, but still this is very hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriindraneel Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 nice joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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