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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how

badly she had fared in the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic

lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magic genie!!

The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a

consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes.

But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he

will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.

The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she

makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The

genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one

billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is

now the recipient of 10 billion dollars. The woman can barely contain

her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a

beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant

it was granted, but the genie then reminds gain that her ex-husband now

owns ten of what she wished for, and points out the beach to a small

development of ten such mansions. Upon hearing this, the woman takes her

time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give

up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last

wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her

ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for. No problem, said the

woman as she grinned in ecstasy. For my last wish...  "I'd like to

give birth to twins."