satwic jokes

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To my dear spiritual companions,

 

Part 1What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?"Make me one with everything."

Part 2When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The

proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?" The

proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

 

Thanks.

Rohit.