Guest guest Posted March 7, 2002 Report Share Posted March 7, 2002 yum does that taste good number two i will not tell number one urge - food! number zero has no name neither sight nor sound nor smell Jan Attachment: (image/jpeg) Yum2.jpg [not stored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 12, 2002 Report Share Posted March 12, 2002 Message: 2 Mon, 11 Mar 2002 16:14:15 -0800 Judi Rhodes <judirhodes (AT) earthlink (DOT) net> :-) Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up and set off all the other bells. -- Happy Days, Judi It just goes to show you, people will do anything to get a post into the Nondual Highlights. The One Thousandth (no kidding!) Edition is coming out tomorrow. One post per day. Five editors. The best of the nonduality lists. No discussion. To join: <NDhighlights/join> --Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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