Namaskar Justin.
Thanks for speaking out about the GV fairy tales.
As a Sri Vaishnava, I find those stories ridiculous and offensive.
GVs know more than you Justin, their conception of God is superior to everyone else´s.
If you drink milk or consume other commercial dairy products you are stealing the milk from the calves that were slaughtered. This is not compassionate. You are supporting the slaughter industry.