Guest guest Report post Posted July 14, 2005 This Christian man wanted to remember the Lord in everything he did, so he named his horse Moses. The man taught Moses to run at the command "Praise the Lord" and to stop at the command "Hallejuah!" One day Moses got spooked by a snake, jumped the fence and ran off. As Moses ran faster and faster, he passed a neighbor's farm. The farmer saw Moses running and realized the horse was headed toward the cliff. The farmer knew there was a biblical command for the horse to stop so he shouted "Amen", "Lord Jesus", "Praise To Your Holy Name" but nothing stopped the horse. Finally, just as Moses approached the edge of the cliff, the farmer yelled out "Hallejuah" and sure enough, just before plummeting over the cliffs edge, Moses stopped! The farmer then lifted his eyes toward heaven and said "Praise the Lord!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Report post Posted July 21, 2005 That was too cute! /images/graemlins/smile.gif) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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