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kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it

was dead or alive.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child

innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.



"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' in its ear,

and it didn't move."


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