Funny story about a Bee.

[Govindaram]

Hare Krishna

 

There was once a bee, who was very happy until it was came across a bigger bee, they had a fight, made up, got married and later on they were both killed by a suicide bomber.

 

the end.

[Guest guest]

Did you use to post jokes as Jake Saxon /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Govindaram]

No.

 

whos Jake Saxon?

 

Here is another made up funny story...

 

Once upon a time there was a muslim & and a hindu (ok a hare krishna hey I can't be politically correct all the time!), and they both died, from natural causes(!).

 

So they meet up in the same heaven, the muslim says "what the hell r u doing here?", the hindu replys "what the hell are u doing here?!", so up comes a christian and says "what the hell are you both doing here?!!" Then up comes a cheeky child and he says "you morons this is heaven not hell".

 

the end.

 

[I_love_krishna_]

Lmao watch out for cheeky children in heaven man! /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Govindaram]

Hare Krishna

 

Once upon a time there was a Christian, Muslim, Hindu and a Hare Krishna, so they were all on a bus.

 

Suddenly the bus crashed into a politician (bad karma), so they were all on this bus, and a Ambulance person says whos hurt?

 

The Christian says "me", The Muslim says "me", The Hindu says "me", and finally the Hare Krishna says "only there bodies are hurt prabhu, 'I' on the other hand, have my Soul to think about, you'd better take me first so I can explain more on the subject!!".

 

 

the end.