Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Dumb

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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Dumb

 

 

10. Can't find the United States on a map of the United States

 

9. Nobody knows his I.Q. because he keeps eating the test

 

8. Sharpens ball point pens

 

7. He named his dog "Kitty"

 

6. Believes Saddam when he says he's not hiding weapons of mass destruction

 

5. Proudly wears a Knicks jersey

 

4. Sees photo of himself, says, "Hey, it's that guy from the mirror!"

 

3. Called FBI terrorism hotline to vote for Bin Laden

 

2. For his birthday you give him a flashlight and tell him it's a video game

 

1. Says, "I wish Michael Jackson was my dad!"