Gauracandra Posted January 30, 2003 Report Posted January 30, 2003 The First Law of Philosophy For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy They're both wrong. Quote
Gauracandra Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job? Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?" Quote
Gauracandra Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic. Quote
Gauracandra Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black.Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black.Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway." Quote
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