atma Posted October 16, 2002 Report Share Posted October 16, 2002 Cows are undergoing "boob jobs" to enlarge their udders for bovine beauty contests. In dairy shows, the size of a cow's udder is important. "You are not going to get 80 pounds [of milk] a day out of a cow that has a peanut udder," explains farmer Elmo Wendorf of Oconomowok, Wis. So before shows, many farmers are now injecting udders with foam to make them larger. To stop the epidemic of cheating, veterinarians have developed an ultrasound technique for detecting enlarged udders. Says vet Robert O'Brien, "We think we could clean up the Miss America contest with the same technology." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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