Indian Hell

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A great robber dies and goes to hell. He has done something great for the

nation, he is therefore offered to choose in national hell. There he finds

that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the

German hell and asks: What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you

in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for

another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of

the day."

 

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks

out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers

that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

 

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line

of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is

told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay

you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and

whips you for the rest of the day."

 

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so

many people waiting to get in?" Because there is never any electricity,

so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the

devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card

and then goes back home..."

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