sha Posted May 25, 2002 Report Share Posted May 25, 2002 http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities WASHINGTON, DC—Calling the theological giant's stranglehold on the religion industry "blatantly anti-competitive," a U.S. district judge ruled Monday that God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws and ordered Him to be broken up into several less powerful deities. "The evidence introduced in this trial has convinced me that the deity known as God has willfully and actively thwarted competition from other deities and demigods, promoting His worship with such unfair scare tactics as threatening non-believers with eternal damnation," wrote District Judge Charles Elliot Schofield in his decision. "In the process, He has carved out for Himself an illegal monotheopoly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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