Guest guest Report post Posted July 10, 2002 So Bin Laden is walking thru the sand when he finds a bottle, and he rubs it, and out pops a Genie (Jinn to our Moose-lum friends). "Oh master, you have one wish that I shall Grant" says the Genie. "Well", says Osama, "I sure would like to wake up in bed with 3 American women" The next morning he wakes up with Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbitt, and Hillary Clinton. His Knee cap is broken, his unit is sliced off, and he doesn't have any health insurance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites