atma 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2002 - If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? - If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called, "Holes"? - If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver? - If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? - Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? - Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make terrible? - If 99 is pronounced ninety nine, Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? - "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence - Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? -Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites