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Nuns at a Football Game

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Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the football game, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to Utah, there are only 100 Catholics living there...."

The second guy spoke up and said, " I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 Catholics living there..."

The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there...."

One of the nuns turned around, and looked at the men and calmly said, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics there."


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Little boy asks, "Mommy does Jesus use our bathroom?"


Mother replies, "Why no son, why do you ask?"


Little boy says, "Cause every morning daddy kicks the bathroom door and yells, CHRIST ARE YOU STILL IN THERE!"




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