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I received this joke via email from a friend and figured I'd post it up.




Actual Instruction Labels


- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body

- On Boots Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery

- On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping

- On a bag of Fritos potato chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

- On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap

- On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost

- On a hotel-provided shower cap: Fits one head

- On Tesco’s Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

- On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

- On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

- On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating

- On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness

- On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children

- On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only

- On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts


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