atma 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2001 The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists: two men and one woman (red-headed one) For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never kill my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amanpeter 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2001 Really, Atma, you are TOO much!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maitreya 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2001 Single handedly,standing poised in the midst of the battlefield,she rains arrow after arrow from her quiver that never empties. Scattering the males that once stood opposing her,like whimpering dogs fleeing the sudden appearance of a lioness roaring. She smiles as the rain of arrows continues. Have we no heroes to oppose her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gauracandra 1 Report post Posted May 27, 2001 Very funny. Just goes to show never cross a woman. For every one hit we get in, we get back one thousand fold. Gauracandra PS This proves my joke that girls=evil. How can you argue with the science of mathematics? Just tryn ta egg her on I suspect I'll be blasted for this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites