melvin Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 A visitor-devotee of Hare Krishna is in the Temple`s receiving room waiting for its caretaker to come. A few hours later... An old maidservant came to inform the visitor, " I`m sorry, the Mas- ter can not see you because he has a terrible headache. Well, " the Temple visitor re- plied, " ... the more he should me. " The old maidservant was curious, and she faced him to ask why. The visitor`s answer was, " Because I`m a doctor!" All glories to Lord Kapila! --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvin Posted November 12, 2000 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 Correction, please: An error is spotted, " the more he should (see) me. " No, I`m not making this up. It actually happened when I visited the Hare Krishna Paradise in Pag- sabungan Rd. Basak, Mandaue City, Cebu, Phi- lippines, yesterday, between 8-11 am, 11-12- 2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauracandra Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 Hey Melvin, that is pretty funny especially since it really happened. Gauracandra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvin Posted November 13, 2000 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2000 Dear Gauracandra, Thank you very much for the complement. Hope you could also share to me some of your jokes. I`m also inviting the others to contribute theirs. It`s something to break the ice, and once in a while be human after all. Hare Krishna! ------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvin Posted November 27, 2000 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2000 Once upon a time, the people in a faraway land, when the King died, opted to select a successor to the throne. Since there were two Princes qualified, both of whom born from different mothers, the people therefore decided to have an election to find out which Prince deserved to be their next King. Unfortunately, however, after all the votes were counted, the margin was too close to call that the people decided on a recount with the consent of the peo- ple`s tribunal or court to include those votes which were considered null and void. Because the recount took so long to end, the people of the land, the People`s Uni- ted States, are lamenting because, until now, they still don`t have a new King. In our country, the Banana Republic of King Philip, however, the people are protesting and shouting because we still have a King. Note: This joke is real. It`s happening in the USA and in the Philippines. Hare Krishna! ------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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