Guest guest Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Here's a couple of hundreds. My phone was ringing one day, I rushed to anser it, I kept saying hello and it was still ringing, I looked and it was plugged into the jack, all of the sudden I look down, Pretzel had chew the cord in half I came home one day, and my Mother used to wear a hairpiece if curl's, I saw something blonde on the sofa, it moved, I jumped back thinking it was a stranger in the house, Pretzel had taken the hairpiece off the dresser and was sitting there with it on her head..LOL I came home one day and thought one of my older nephews pals broke in to play a prank, the entire house was covered with toilet paper and all the pans were all over the kitchen floor, it was Pretzel entertaining herself. She also ate all my cacti, all the screens off the windows, we are talking about a 17 pound Doxie. She hated the little girl next door, one day I opened the door and this little girl was standing there in her diaper, Pretzel ran between my legs and grabbed the seat of her diaper and just tossed that little girl from side to side, luckily she was still standing up and I had to pry Pretzels teeth off her diaper, I wonder what the Mom thought of the teeth holes in the diaper seat.......LOL She didn't bite her but she scared me half to death. I left her in the car for 5 minutes on a cold day, she got mad and chewed all the wires under the dashboard, I had no lights, nothing much worked but the car, very expensive to repair, she also ate the ceiling lining from inside the car. She was the dog from hell. I had to move and couldn't take her with me so I gave her to a 6 " 5' guy at work, he said he never had a dog he couldn't handle, Pretzel would be a oiece of cake. The next day he came in with a huge bite on his calf, she tore all the blinds off his windows and she wee wee'd all over his carpet because she was mad. He gave her to a guy in the warehouse, he took her home and Pretzel terrorized his 3 cats so Charlie gave her to his Gran, she loved it there, loved it there, this lady was in a wheelchair and Pretzel stayed on her lap all day, she also tamed the male dog in the house and he was under her wishe and command. Pretzel lived to be a happy dog until the age of 17. --- Diogenes <diogenes36 wrote: > I for one could use a laugh. Bring 'em on!!! > She was coming flirty; She looked about thirty I would have run away, but I was on my own She told me later she's a machine operator She said she liked the way I held the microphone I said, my! my! my! like a spider to a fly Jump right ahead in my web! Source: Rolling Stones - " The Spider to the Fly " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 See?? She found her place in life. My cats can do almost the same things. And what a mess they can make!! Marilyn Daub mcdaub Vanceburg, KY My Cats Knead Me!! - Donnalilacflower Saturday, June 10, 2006 4:39 PM Re: Dog Stories good laugh Here's a couple of hundreds. My phone was ringing one We Made Changes Your email is all new. Learn More Share Feedback Recent Activity a.. 46New Members b.. 123New Files Visit Your Group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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