Guest guest Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Nobody " studied " me. I've been vegetarian for 36 years, and I am roly-poly. Observers can logically obscure their findings. Here's one of my favorite jokes: A scientist had a trained fly, trained to jump on command. " Jump, Fly!. Jump, " ordered the scientist. The fly jumped. The scientist noted in his data that, with six legs, a fly can jump. Then the scientist took his tweezers and removed two of the fly's legs. " Jump, Fly! Jump! " Again, the fly jumped. The scientist noted in his data that, with four legs, a fly can jump. Then the scientist took his tweezers and removed two more of the fly's legs. " Jump, Fly! Jump! " Again, the fly jumped. The scientist noted in his data that, with two legs, a fly can still jump. Then the scientist took his tweezers and removed the last two of the fly's legs. " Jump, Fly! Jump! " Nothing... " Jump, Fly! Jump! Jump, Fly Jump!!! Still... the fly did not jump. Again, he ordered for the fly to jump. Still... the fly did not jump. The scientist then wrote in his data that, when all six legs have been removed from a fly, the fly becomes deaf. ===== The rich women are thin and the poor are fat except the Africans? Where did this one come from? Another stereo typer, huh? " The cat did not respond. She did not believe in paraphrasing anybody. If people pursued this same feline wisdom, there'd be a lot fewer misunderstandings. " From Kinky Friedman's Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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