Something to make you smile, kid friendly

[Guest guest]

AJ,

 

These are keepers. The last one reminds me of whn I was probably in high

school We were coming home from church or some other place. We were a block

away from our hom and saw alot of fire engines going down the street. They

stopped in front of our house and my mom said " Maureen's been cooking! " Sure

enough she ran out of the house and we had to get some new kitchen cabinets.

Maureen doesn't cook too much any more.

 

GB

 

Something to make you smile, kid friendly

 

The Top 10 Signs You're A Lousy Cook:

 

10. Your family automatically heads for the table every time they

hear a fire siren

 

9. Your kids know what " peas porridge in a pot nine days old "

tastes like.

 

8. Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family

grabs forks and follows him.

 

7. Your kids favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

 

6. You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy

poodle.

 

5. Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him

over for dinner.

 

4. Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic

waste in their lunch bags.

 

3. Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

 

2. No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.

 

and the Number 1 Sign You're A Lousy Cook:

 

1. You burned the house down trying to make jelly.

 

 

 

 

Gurubandhu

 

If you cannot see God in all,

You cannot see God at all.

 

Yogi Bhajan

 

 

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