Guest guest Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 One of my younger brothers sent this to me. I'm pretty sure the original was written on April 1. I am sure Mike would like this. GB Banana splits treat difficult ulcers By Margaret Wolf, Health and Science Correspondent, Mother Earth News WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Banana splits can prevent degenerative ulcer cells while the compound that makes whipped cream and vanilla or cookies ‘n cream ice cream can shrink ulcerative tears, researchers told a conference on Tuesday. Their studies add to a growing body of evidence that at popular splits offered at Baskin & Robbins, Ben & Jerry’s and Bonnie Doon might slow or prevent the growth of ulcers. The chocolate sauce activates latent endorphines that counteract the stress tears in the stomach, while the strawberries and pineapple in the strawberry and pineapple sauces, respectively, fuel the body’s natural healing powers. The maraschino cherry has been shown to improve the body’s natural immune response by 27%. The study on banana splits was done using cells in a lab dish, which is a long way from finding that it works in actual ulcer patients, but it is the first step to testing the idea. New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I agree with you Guru..........LOL Guru Khalsa <greatyoga wrote: One of my younger brothers sent this to me. I'm pretty sure the original was written on April 1. I am sure Mike would like this. GB Banana splits treat difficult ulcers By Margaret Wolf, Health and Science Correspondent, Mother Earth News WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Banana splits can prevent degenerative ulcer cells while the compound that makes whipped cream and vanilla or cookies ‘n cream ice cream can shrink ulcerative tears, researchers told a conference on Tuesday. Their studies add to a growing body of evidence that at popular splits offered at Baskin & Robbins, Ben & Jerry’s and Bonnie Doon might slow or prevent the growth of ulcers. The chocolate sauce activates latent endorphines that counteract the stress tears in the stomach, while the strawberries and pineapple in the strawberry and pineapple sauces, respectively, fuel the body’s natural healing powers. The maraschino cherry has been shown to improve the body’s natural immune response by 27%. The study on banana splits was done using cells in a lab dish, which is a long way from finding that it works in actual ulcer patients, but it is the first step to testing the idea. New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Now that's a good one : > Kenia , Guru Khalsa <greatyoga wrote: > > One of my younger brothers sent this to me. I'm pretty sure the original was written on April 1. I am sure Mike would like this. > > GB > > Banana splits treat difficult ulcers > By Margaret Wolf, Health and Science Correspondent, Mother Earth News > > WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Banana splits can prevent degenerative ulcer cells while the > compound that makes whipped cream and vanilla or cookies `n cream ice cream can shrink ulcerative tears, > researchers told a conference on Tuesday. > > Their studies add to a growing body of evidence that at popular splits offered at Baskin & Robbins, Ben & Jerry's and Bonnie Doon might slow or prevent the growth of ulcers. The chocolate sauce activates latent endorphines that counteract the stress tears in the stomach, while the strawberries and pineapple in the strawberry and pineapple sauces, respectively, fuel the body's natural healing powers. The maraschino cherry has been shown to improve the body's natural immune response by 27%. > > The study on banana splits was done using cells in a lab dish, which is a > long way from finding that it works in actual ulcer patients, but it > is the first step to testing the idea. > > New Messenger with Voice. Call regular phones from your PC and save big. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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