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(OT) my annual anti-valentine's day tribute (some language)

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heh, about this time every year, i made it something of a personal tradition to

write an annual " to heck with valentine's day " poem (that's my clean terminology

for it) if I don't have a significant other. i think now i've written one of my

best anti valentine day poem's to date. i'm still working on it because i'm

going to incorporate some of the histories of the man/men the holiday was named

after, but everyone I've shown the rough draft to so far has really liked it, so

i thought i'd share it with the fellow lovelorn types who may lurk on this

board.

 

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TOAST TO VALENTINE'S DAY

 

I would like to raise a toast to the inspiration for Valentine's Day:

a man named St. Valentine

 

I find it a great irony

that this day for lovers

full of hearts and flowers

is named for a great martyr

or two or three

depending on which histories you read

a man who underwent great suffering

 

So, in the honor of St. Valentine, raise your glass

RAISE YOUR GLASS!

 

Here's to taking Cupid's arrow

and shooting it up his goddamned ass.

 

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Megan Milligan

Desert Rose Musings (www.desertrosemusings.com) (finally finished!!!!!!)

Cal-Neva Animal Rescue (www.desertrosemusings.com/calnevarescue/index.htm)

 

" None of us are strangers -- we're all just friends who haven't met yet. "

-- Christopher Reeve @ at engagement @ Penn State

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