Guest guest Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 The Afterlife. An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would somehow come back to inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there really was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a ghostly voice saying, " Maude... Maude ... " " Is that you, John? " she asked as she looked in vain around the room. The voice responded, " Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed. " " What's it like, John? " Maude asked. John said, " Well, I get up in the morning and I have sex. Then I have breakfast, and after that more sex. I bathe in the sun for a while and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then have sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner I have sex until late at night and the next day it starts all over again. " " Oh, John, then surely you must be in heaven! " " Not exactly Maude, I'm a rabbit somewhere near Dubbo. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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